For many moons, Lobster has been lusting after a bigger t.v. Naturally, I had no idea what was wrong with the size of his already very large flat screen t.v., but he clearly NEEDED a Big Ass T.V. for the living room. He would dream about it, speak lovingly about it, and sometimes start gazing starry-eyed in the distance and I knew he was in his happy place of Big Ass TV-Land.
So, for the past week or so, due to the holiday sale frenzy, he has been finding many good deals on Big Ass TV's. And in the evenings we would inevitably discuss the pros and cons of buying a Big Ass TV now or after Christmas. I didn't even attempt to talk him out of buying the Big Ass TV for fear of losing my fiance for good or, at the very least, for fear of watching him mope around the house for the next several months. But yesterday, Lobster texted me that he had found THE t.v. And it was a good price. And it would go back up in price after Christmas because they were trying to move sales. Hint, hint, nudge, nudge.
And so, last night after work, we went to Best Buy and bought Lobster his Big Ass TV. This is the image similar to things I'd like to see on the pretty plasma screen (cue angels singing and birds chirping):
Alas, this is the image that will inevitably be projecting from the contraption for the REST OF MY LIFE (cue grunting, the sounds of large bodies colliding, whistles blowing, and men shouting):
The things I do for love.
So, for the past week or so, due to the holiday sale frenzy, he has been finding many good deals on Big Ass TV's. And in the evenings we would inevitably discuss the pros and cons of buying a Big Ass TV now or after Christmas. I didn't even attempt to talk him out of buying the Big Ass TV for fear of losing my fiance for good or, at the very least, for fear of watching him mope around the house for the next several months. But yesterday, Lobster texted me that he had found THE t.v. And it was a good price. And it would go back up in price after Christmas because they were trying to move sales. Hint, hint, nudge, nudge.
And so, last night after work, we went to Best Buy and bought Lobster his Big Ass TV. This is the image similar to things I'd like to see on the pretty plasma screen (cue angels singing and birds chirping):
Alas, this is the image that will inevitably be projecting from the contraption for the REST OF MY LIFE (cue grunting, the sounds of large bodies colliding, whistles blowing, and men shouting):
The things I do for love.





















